First of all - I'm NOT Bragging!!!
While Amy is cleaning up Dog Puke I was cleaning up something much worse.........
The story starts by me saying.......Aiden was sitting on the floor naked........need I go any further??? Yes that's right naked. Anthony tells his 7 month old sone "Aiden...don't shit on the floor." YA RIGHT!!! Sure thing dad. The thing I know Anthony is screaming like a little school girl.....Aiden at..........let's say....releaved himself while sitting on the floor and I don't mean he went potty.......do you have an image now.....please keep in mind he is sitting in it!!!!!!!!
I am gagging trying to get it out of the carpet and Anthony is still screaming because over the past few days has discovered he has a "toy" he can play with between his legs. So while Anthony is trying to clean him up, Aiden just wants to play with it so he now has it on his legs, back, hands and stomach.
At that point I was done! I cleaned up the floor AND Aiden and just threw EVERYTHING away wipes towels and the clothes that were nearby that I was laying the dirty wipes on!
There ya go - Now top that!!!
p.s. Aiden of course was laughing (literally) the entire time.
oh my!! What a lovely time you had!! That ranks right up there with when Addison's diaper came off in bed and there was poop everywhere!!! The thing that made it funny was that I was at mom and dad's and I swore dad was going to puke (he went in to get her up!!) I was laughing so hard at him that I didn't mind cleaning everything up!!
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